The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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