Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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