I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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