fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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