we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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