I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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