Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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