If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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