: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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