So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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