Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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