i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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