Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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