maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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