Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I touched a dick in church today
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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