how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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