we have officially lost it.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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