i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Randomize
