wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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