I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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