Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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