How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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