is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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