He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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