LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
