if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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