Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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