"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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