you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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