I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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