dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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