i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
