yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I need a burrito and a hug.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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