I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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