He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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