idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
