just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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