ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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