its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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