Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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