So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
