She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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