I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Holy sore nipples Batman
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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