TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he fucked my hip out of place.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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