margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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