she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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