There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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