yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
