As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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