your room smells of hookers.
And success
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Dicks are not precious.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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